Guess your name on a wall I see

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biography
My name is Sam Awesome Tan!
I laugh excessively(maybe unnecessarily but i DON'T CARE. :D) and i have a big, fat not so hairy dog called barney.
I love my
RAINBOW pals
and SOFTBALL!
I miss being a Catcher.
I am hooked on my iPod. Everyday i click kiap my purse and play my iPod. hahaha.

ANGLICAN;4E'09!
27/03/1993
samanthatanxz@hotmail.com

I wear braces and therefore think they are oh so cool!
BLG & RJA are the loooove.
Teasing me is everybody's favourite hobby, but i know thats bcuz you LOVE me too much! ^^
And i am currently singing horribly to the tune of:
Here I Sit - All American Rejects

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neos! :D

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Cookiebarneys @7:01:00 pm
SATURDAY 15th August 2009-

Cookiebarneys sound like some sort of snack brand don't you think? One day if i decide to go into the F&B industry, i will name my product that! In memory of my lovely Shih Tzus!

Haha, anyway, if you haven't realised yet or if i haven't told you, i got a new dog! She's older than Barney and has an eye infection. We sent her for surgery the other day and she is now recuperating. Hopefully, it will be fully cured! She seems to be blind now, with her infected eye stitched up and her other eye which we suspect is affected by her kidney/liver problem. So she's like banging things now, because she can't see, which is damn sad! D:

I wanna post photos, but blogger is such a bitch. The whole html is freaking screwed up! I have so many photos! ARGH. Shall edit this when blogger stops being a whiny bitch and when i remember to.




HAHA. BLOGGER SUCKS. I'M MOVING TO TUMBLR.



http://samspam.tumblr.com



URL INSPIRED BY THE AWESOME RUI. ^^v


Saturday, August 15
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D.S.B @4:08:00 pm
SUNDAY 19th July 2009-

yesterday was fun! haha i think hp was quite nice. except it got a little draggy towards the end. don't know why so many pple say it sucked, have so high expectations for what. shiao.

i can't believe there's sch tmr! i am slowing getting myself into study mode. STARTING TMR. haha. the words of a procrastinator.



stupid dsb.

(LOL@ debra's CHARSIEWBAO DRAWING.)


Sunday, July 19
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Idiot or what? @11:21:00 pm
THURSDAY 16th July 2009-

supposed to be studying but whatever. must post first! haha. bcuz i feel like it. :F

Tday's FML:

Today, i got scalded. Twice, on the same spot. FML.

woohoo. SO AWESOME RIGHT. i love those pple so much i tell you. -.-

my hair smells like qing long gao. sucks. so smelly. i just washed my hair too. can't get rid. D:

i went to buy the garnier eye thing! LOL. hope it works!

aiya. this post is getting random and boring. shall go study now! BYEZ.


Thursday, July 16
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awesome friends! @5:34:00 pm
FRIDAY 3rd July 2009-

HI ALL. I WOULD JUST


LIKE TO THANK MY


AWESOME AWESOME


FRIENDS FOR THEIR


CARE AND CONCERN!


LOVE Y'ALL! (K)





oral tday was okay i guess. i am damn lucky. got YOG. woohoo. glad its over. oh and i got a free guitar cable. double yay. though i think i bought the wrong kind of tuner. shit man. -.- i love nice and friendly people. :) i embarrassed myself at the shop though. oh man. SO NUO BU.


Friday, July 3
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5 things that piss me off @6:11:00 pm
in my fit of anger and while reflecting when sweeping the floor. i thought about 5 things that pissed me off. lol random. i'm okay now i guess.

1. STUPID WANNABE OLD FUGLY MATS IN CHEAP $10 HATS CALLING ME A CB FOR NO VALID REASON. i banged into your pram so? I SAID SORRY ASSHOLE.

2. People telling me to study(with the exception of my friends telling me in good faith). I'm biased. So? Especially my mum. just hearing it makes me all irritated and pmsey and all worked up. don't know why man. though i know its for my own good, its plain annoying. its like telling me i should eat or bathe or brush my teeth. i guess i get like that because I KNOW I'M SUPPOSED TO DO IT. i'm not stupid. you don't have to tell me a whole lot of times.

3. People stepping on my feet/ banging me in my rush. HEY WHEN I'M IN A RUSH I DON'T BANG PEOPLE OKAY. FATTYS. i navigate through people, tilting and slanting. i will totally walk crab like if i have to.

4. Travis not sweeping the floor properly. he purposely one. and everytime he sweep will bang here bang there. he bu shuang i also bu shuang. -.-

5. Travis who keeps switching between channels(and sometimes not at advertisement breaks, like right smack in the middle). So on 'good days' i can watch 3shows at the same time. What pisses me off the most is that sometimes he switches during a good part. he obviously doesn't share the same taste as me.

at least FMLs, reading maddox and a couple of other things cheer me up (:

EDIT:

there's now a sixth thing that pisses me off. this can beat the mat one.

ALL NEW NUMBER ONE:
MY MUM USING THE STUDY CARD TO NOT LET ME DO ANYTHING. ITS NOT A TRUMP CARD OKAY.

I AM JUST NOT WASTING THE TICKET. EXPLAINING TO YOU WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME.

OH AND BTW, I DIN BUY BCUZ NOBODY ASKED ME AND I WOULD ONLY GO WITH FRIENDS.

"study leh? you always like that one. so last minute."

"stop playing la. exam coming alr still like that. don't go!"

EXPLOITATION I TELL YOU. I WISH I COULD NUMBER THE USES OF THIS CARD.
I BET YOU WOULD PLANT IT INTO EVERY SENTENCE IF YOU COULD.


Tuesday, June 30
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sorry i can't talk to you cauz my mum's being a old fogey @5:23:00 pm
TUESDAY 30th June 2009-

i cannot talk to my guy friends, which probably means i can't talk to them on MSN or text. this sucks like seriously, like c'mon man, you think i can't control my emotions or what. its a reflection of your antique mind. who says i won't get distracted by my female friends too. but i won't say that because that might take my privilege away.

send me to a girls sch will you. so at least you will feel good about it.

O levels is the epitome of alienation of the opposite sex, be it platonic or what. It also represents a whole load of studying for qualifications that will take you places. Give up your social life, or your future.

i hate this stupid shit. please be over soon.

P.S i am only listening to you cauz i don't wanna jeopardise our relationship. if this continues after o lvls, i don't know what will happen. I might just piss my brians off. Maybe 6 points will earn my friends back.

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Chasing Deadlines @4:54:00 pm
WEDNESDAY 24th June 2009-

mygawd. i am so lazy. everyday all i think about doing is playing. be it watching tv, playing sims or whatever. i can even list out what homework i have done without having to check or think much:

1) Emath Heymath Benchmarks(both, greatest achievement ever)
2) English Compre(1 only and its without summary. damn good right)

OKAY THATS ALL. LIKE OMGG RIGHT. and there's still HBL!!! D: only a few days left and later i still have to do that stupid chem paper that gay tuition teacher gave. i think i'm gonna cheat and study only the chapts that are tested. haha.

and the worst part is i'm not like worried at all since that 'breakdown' the other day. probably cauz of the h1n1 thingy. i will be like okay i need to do this. then 5mins later i will be like aiya can wait la. -.- and somemore i take like an average of 1hour to do each assignment la! at this rate confirm cannot finish. i must wake up earlier!!! STUPID BEHAVIOUR OF MINE.

oh and because i have been sleeping so much, like i am up for like only 12hours a day, i think i'm getting double eyelids. HAHA. but not that obvious. like you know faint ones.. LOL.


Wednesday, June 24
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Room Decor Part 2 & back from campzzzz! @10:27:00 pm
WEDNESDAY 17th June 2009-

haha okay i'm back! for like 2 days. hmmm strangely, i don't have that kong xu feeling. probably cauz i know i'm going for camp echo! lol. lazy to post pics here! gonna post on FB when i get more. currently only photos i have is the ones i took at fu tang on the last day.

oh and i had a really bad encounter during the amazing race! thinking of it makes my blood boil. fker behaviour. -.- dogs(actually, no. dogs are cute and cuddly like barney! you are just scum.) . knnccb to YOU and your no class friends. extra for you since you only said nbcb, show off -.- i go learn some in your language! i said sorry alr la, behave like some bloody hooligans. i will never ever step foot in paya lebar again unless i am forced to. its people like you who make this world such an unhappy place and what vulgarities are for. if vulgarities are like spears i will gladly impale you and hang you by the mrt tracks.

i am on mission mugging! with debra. haha we made a pact. so far it ain't going that smoothly for me! i'm still a lazy bum hooked on my ipod and on watching tv. sian. at least i can control my mac urges. i haven't played sims 3 ya know!!! OMGG. i only really played it once okay. man. FAIL.

anw, rmb the last time i said i was gonna decorate my room! now its finally done! haha. nth much, just a few personal touches. man i love photos. you guys should get me some nice photo frames to hang! hahaha! i think now in this digital age, its cool to have the real printed photo hung nicely on the wall. better than looking at it from a handphone or computer right! got more zhen shi gan. though inconvenient la. i should get the selphy printer then i everyday can print photos and spam barney with pictures! hahahaha.






working my fingers to the bone..



before



after!



my lovely name on my door. don't laugh at that gay goose/swan thing! i got it when i was like what 7?!!



preliminary stage



hanging on my beautiful wall! ^^



thats kobe. i had him for like 3days? rmb when i said i was gonna adopt another dog, lol kobe came along. but he din stay long cauz he's like not toilet trained and my mum buay tahan. walao, he every morning go and shit in my room can! and somemore he like to lean himself against my wardrobe and shit. -.- and somemore right, you pull him towards you, he will scream!! -.- barney doesn't scream at such lame stuff. but anw, if you wanna take him in, you can! he's like putting at my cousin's friend's mum's place where she alr has 16 dogs. so like taking him in would be doing both kobe and her a favour! ^^

bought this dress from F21 when i was out with debra! hahaha. too bad no photos with her though. aww..



front & back

HEHEHE. now on a more random note.



i LOVE this ad. me and my dad laughed like crap at the guy at 0.25! MY NEW IDOL! ^^


Wednesday, June 17
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